Q: A child, an honest politician, and Santa Claus all spot a $20 billon the ground. Who picks it up?
A: The child, since the other two don't exist.
A couple are touring a graveyard when they spot a tombstone that reads"Here lies an honest man and a politician." The man says to the woman,"Look honey, there's two people in that grave."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo it could be done.
Q: How do you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the peanut butter.
Q: How do you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There are two sets of footprints in the peanut butter.
Q: How do you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close.
Q: How do you hide an elephant in a strawberry patch?
A: Paint its toenails red.
Q: How can you know this works?
A: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
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