This Girl I Knew

I knew a girl that was so stupid that she called me to get my phone number. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind and she tried to put M&Ms in a alphatical order. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She tried to drown a fish and thought a quarterback was a refund. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death, tripped over a cordless phone, studied for a blood test, and when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus two times instead.