Just Me

Yo, hi all.
I'm Opal, (that's the pet name) and I like HTML, is creeped out when my brothers say my buildings in SIMS look like swastikas, hate it when they call me psyco-paths. And, I really really hate frog/toad soup. I like to read, really, and to write, although my stories (hey, not essays!) always stop in the middle and never get to continue.
I like to play computer, and relax and try not to get a heart attack when I go for eye checkup. Like slang. Uh, really really hope nightmares won't come true.

A bio.

Opal Blah. Is a frantic specialist especially in SWAT, when she tries to blow her cousin up with a bomb but ends up blowing herself up. Trying to play the piano (the song Maybe) -.- but playing another song when she sees the six sharps. Or flats. Can't remember. Holds a knife when she eats just like a psycokiller. Likes Jpod by Douglas Coupman. Uh-oh. Here she comes...crap!


Bye.
Opal + Anoymous

P.S. by anoymous : She's a paedophile!

P.S. Shut up and let me publish this. Thanks for putting caps lol.

Hobbies

I love to read. I can spend hours reading a book, while locked in a room. Besides reading, I enjoy playing the piano....plus using the computer. What are your hobbies?

Did You Know....

Did you know that once rabbits bled, they would immediately die? And did you know that once tortoises fall backwards, they would die of starvation? This shows that all living things have weaknesses.

This Girl I Knew

I knew a girl that was so stupid that she called me to get my phone number. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind and she tried to put M&Ms in a alphatical order. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She tried to drown a fish and thought a quarterback was a refund. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death, tripped over a cordless phone, studied for a blood test, and when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus two times instead.

Lame Jokes

Q: A child, an honest politician, and Santa Claus all spot a $20 billon the ground. Who picks it up?

A: The child, since the other two don't exist.

A couple are touring a graveyard when they spot a tombstone that reads"Here lies an honest man and a politician." The man says to the woman,"Look honey, there's two people in that grave."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?

A: To show the armadillo it could be done.

Q: How do you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?

A: There are footprints in the peanut butter.

Q: How do you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

A: There are two sets of footprints in the peanut butter.

Q: How do you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

A: The door won't close.

Q: How do you hide an elephant in a strawberry patch?

A: Paint its toenails red.

Q: How can you know this works?

A: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

Some Weird Sentences In English

· We polish the Polish furniture.
· He could lead if he would get the lead out.
· A farm can produce produce.
· The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
· The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
· The present is a good time to present the present.
· At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
· The dove dove into the bushes.
· I did not object to the object.
· The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
· The bandage was wound around the wound.
· There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
· They were too close to the door to close it.
· The buck does funny things when the does are present.
· They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
· To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
· The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
· After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
· I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
· I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
· How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
· I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

Hello

Hello all. Please tell me how to improve, thanks a lot.